Thursday, 26 March 2009

Some good ones

Here's a compilation of some brilliant Rajni one liners. Happy Birthday to him!

Techie:
  • Rajnikant gets a 230 Volt o/p from IC741
  • Rajnikant's Windows has never crashed
  • Rajni can perform Ac analysis on a Dc signal
  • Rajnikant wrote his autobiography. IEEE published it
  • Rajnikant once installed Vista on 8051.
  • Rajnikant can extract electricity from ground
  • Rajni is free of Harmonic content
  • Pick: Rajnikant can interface 100 64K rams with a single 2-4 address decoder
Gaming/Sport:
  • Rajnikant can give headshots with a knife
  • Rajnikant doesn't play counterstrike bcoz he once died in the hands of Jaffa.
  • Rajnikant raped Henri Lansbury in FIFA
  • Rajnikant plays CS with touchpad
  • Rajni said enough... United started losing.
  • Pick: Rajnikant gave Cristiano Ronaldo acting lessons.
DC++:
  • Rajnikant is the only Titan admin on Wodstock
  • Rajnikant can listen to Meet Radio (!)
  • Rajnikant kicked Autobot, and Titan still remained.
  • Rajnikant downloaded a decent TV series on Titan
  • Pick: Rajnikant can get invisible slots from Sunsilk
Campus:
  • Someone complained to rajnikant about excessive dogs and lack of faculty on campus. We now have Hutch-Dog (you know who :P )
  • DOSM uses Rajni's name to get spons for Quark
  • Rajnikant can access this blog from outside campus :D
  • Rajnikant taught ES2 to Nagrath and Kothari.
  • Rajnikant can eat mess food.
  • BITS Pilani was initially called RITS Pilani
  • Rajnikant is the Invisible proest guy on Dojma poll
  • Rajnikant asked whats DISCO ... they renamed DISCO as fees.
  • Rajnikant watches p**n on campus net
  • Rajni has stayed awake for one full EIIT class
  • Rajnikant is 2000 Batch passout from BITS-Goa
  • Pick: Rajnikant got his prize money for Quark 2009
Random:
  • Rajnikant is the only student of Jeppiar who kissed a girl and didn't get a sem drop
  • Rajni can speak braille
  • Rajni can have a threesome with one chick
  • Rajnikant broke himesh's nose.
  • Rajnikant has counted to infinity... twice. I lose concentration at 69 :(
  • Pick: Rajnikant cut down on his tips last year. The cause of recession is unknown
- Courtesy Direct Connect Plus Plus, RITS-Pilani, Goa